only use knife

first post in over 9000 years

only use knife — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 01:59:56 +0000

well here you go… decided to bring the blog back for some lulz. Going through my iPhoto library and finding some lol old pics from my iPhone, the xbox forums and other stuff.

only use knife — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:45:17 +0000

only use knife — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:18:37 +0000

Having fun at work…

only use knife — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:25:37 +0000

So yeh if you ever come visit the PetSmart I work at, you are in for some lulz. Our petcare dept. is full of lulz and drama. I have quickly gotten along with one of my co-workers and we have developed quite a bit of needed lulz at PetSmart. We have leet callsigns for everything in the store as well as for each other. I am ‘Viper’, naturally and she is ‘Wolfpack’ since that was her squad’s callsign in Iraq.

This one is over the cat adoption center

Wolfpack and I have decided to hide army men all over the store… 50 of them to be exact.

check out this dumb site we made about it.

http://petcarehq.webs.com/

We also have an F117 and a Hind helicopter to hide. We’ve hidden a few more since we’ve updated the gallery but yeah, we keep a log of where we put all of the army men. This will be how we leave our mark on PetSmart once we get up outta there. I’ll be able to go back in there in like 10 or 15 years and still see a couple of them probably. Very lul imo.

Gallery link:

http://petcarehq.webs.com/apps/photos/album?albumid=6891999

My Cat is GReY AReA (or Sam Fisher)

only use knife — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:09:47 +0000

So this was lul… I had to go pick up the dogs from the boarding place because my parents had gone out of town and they just decided to board them. But anyways, I get home and the dogs are all excited so I go let them in the house. I had my cat GReY over at my parent’s house to visit and he was bein’ all chill, camping in grey areas.

Campsniping in GReY AReAs

All the other kittehs were just chillin’ when the dogs burst in like a SWAT team on a drug dealer’s home. (sweet analogy amirite?) but yeah fricken Phoenix (aka GReY AReA) was on the basement stairs when they burst in. He freaked out, jumped straight up in the air and hit his head on the stair handrail and then fell about 5 or 6 feet to the ground. Then apparently he ran away into the darkness. I went down there to look for him and I was like wtf where is he? I got over to the washing machine and heard a growl. I was like lolwtf? It was coming from above. I looked up above me and there was Phoenix looking down at me, all pissed off and scared.

My cat is cooler than your cat.

I laughed outragously. It was the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. My cat could have Sam Fishered me if he wanted to. I felt like such a noob seeing as I Sam Fisher people all the time on Call of Duty. I was totally not expecting him to be up there. But yeah it basically confirms my cat is GReY AReA/Sam Fisher. When the @#%^ hit the fan, he went to one of the greyest locations in the house and camped. It was sick.

lawl posts/stuff

only use knife — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:26:22 +0000

I agree with OP

Thread Title: If you could do one thing before you die, what would it be?

From the same thread as above

Saintly PM'ed him telling him I was his 13-year-old son.

Thread was fun while it lasted

Funny because it's true part of the time.

get in the car, er summet

Thats @#%!ing Ideal!

SiiK Indeed

: I’m 6’5″, 165 lbs and 19 years old.

: Pub* Status Achieved.

TB's, Who's got em?

Jurassic Warfare Episode 3 Announced.

only use knife — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:12:42 +0000

We will start work on JW3 next week!

Script

http://r-g-f.net/index.cgi?board=jwf&action=display&thread=1199

I’ll let cast/crew know as we get closer to shooting dates etc.

only use knife — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:56:52 +0000

Click the pictures to view full size.

See picture below for this kid's fail

"it would be $150-$200."

go back to call of duty

alright then...

Wow.

only use knife — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:49:30 +0000

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Updating Blog More Frequently

only use knife — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:42:03 +0000

I’ll try to update this a little more frequently, just for the lulz. I don’t expect many visitors but I do it because its fun to look back on this stuff and get a good laugh. I know some of you enjoy it too.

I am going to have a weekly list of crap that I think is cool, among other posts throughout the week.

For each week I’ll have:

Best MLG Gamertag
Best Funny Posts
Best Xbox Live Quote
Best YouTube Video
Best Gaming Moment
Best lolcat
…More that I’ll think of

I’ll make the post on saturdays and those of you that care can check it out!