Having fun at work…

So yeh if you ever come visit the PetSmart I work at, you are in for some lulz.  Our petcare dept. is full of lulz and drama.  I have quickly gotten along with one of my co-workers and we have developed quite a bit of needed lulz at PetSmart. We have leet callsigns for everything in the store as well as for each other.  I am ‘Viper’, naturally and she is ‘Wolfpack’ since that was her squad’s callsign in Iraq.

This one is over the cat adoption center

Wolfpack and I have decided to hide army men all over the store… 50 of them to be exact.

check out this dumb site we made about it.

http://petcarehq.webs.com/

We also have an F117 and a Hind helicopter to hide.  We’ve hidden a few more since we’ve updated the gallery but yeah, we keep a log of where we put all of the army men.  This will be how we leave our mark on PetSmart once we get up outta there.  I’ll be able to go back in there in like 10 or 15 years and still see a couple of them probably.  Very lul imo.

Gallery link:

http://petcarehq.webs.com/apps/photos/album?albumid=6891999

My Cat is GReY AReA (or Sam Fisher)

So this was lul…  I had to go pick up the dogs from the boarding place because my parents had gone out of town and they just decided to board them.   But anyways, I get home and the dogs are all excited so I go let them in the house.  I had my cat GReY over at my parent’s house to visit and he was bein’ all chill, camping in grey areas.

Campsniping in GReY AReAs

All the other kittehs were just chillin’ when the dogs burst in like a SWAT team on a drug dealer’s home.  (sweet analogy amirite?) but yeah fricken Phoenix (aka GReY AReA) was on the basement stairs when they burst in.  He freaked out, jumped straight up in the air and hit his head on the stair handrail and then fell about 5 or 6 feet to the ground.  Then apparently he ran away into the darkness.  I went down there to look for him and I was like wtf where is he?   I got over to the washing machine and heard a growl.  I was like lolwtf?  It was coming from above.  I looked up above me and there was Phoenix looking down at me, all pissed off and scared.

My cat is cooler than your cat.

I laughed outragously.  It was the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.  My cat could have Sam Fishered me if he wanted to.  I felt like such a noob seeing as I Sam Fisher people all the time on Call of Duty.  I was totally not expecting him to be up there.  But yeah it basically confirms my cat is GReY AReA/Sam Fisher.  When the @#%^ hit the fan, he went to one of the greyest locations in the house and camped.  It was sick.

lawl posts/stuff

I agree with OP

Thread Title: If you could do one thing before you die, what would it be?

From the same thread as above

Saintly PM'ed him telling him I was his 13-year-old son.

Thread was fun while it lasted

Funny because it's true part of the time.

get in the car, er summet

Thats @#%!ing Ideal!

SiiK Indeed

I’m 6′5″, 165 lbs and 19 years old.

Pub* Status Achieved.

TB's, Who's got em?

Jurassic Warfare Episode 3 Announced.

We will start work on JW3 next week!

Script

http://r-g-f.net/index.cgi?board=jwf&action=display&thread=1199

I’ll let cast/crew know as we get closer to shooting dates etc.

Click the pictures to view full size.

See picture below for this kid's fail

"it would be $150-$200."

go back to call of duty

alright then...

Wow.

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Updating Blog More Frequently

I’ll try to update this a little more frequently, just for the lulz.  I don’t expect many visitors but I do it because its fun to look back on this stuff and get a good laugh.  I know some of you enjoy it too.

I am going to have a weekly list of crap that I think is cool, among other posts throughout the week.

For each week I’ll have:

• Best MLG Gamertag
• Best Funny Posts
• Best Xbox Live Quote
• Best YouTube Video
• Best Gaming Moment
• Best lolcat
• …More that I’ll think of

I’ll make the post on saturdays and those of you that care can check it out!

My Etch-A-Sketch Art

I made this with the Etch-A-Sketch Community game on the marketplace. I sent it to quite a few people over live but I thought I’d post it here too for the memories. I think I’ll make some more art eventually.

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I envisioned an MP40, but I guess it does look like an XM8

A Few Funny Posts

You’ll have to bear with me, I’m having formatting issues.  That aside, I hope you enjoy the pictures.  They are mostly from COD and BF forums so if you post there, you may see yourself!  If any of them are unreadable, let me know.  You might have to squint to read some of the ones at the bottom.  : )

Torture Trilogy is a Legend.

At least he's pretty in Russia.

Misleading titles make for lulz.

Hay Backfahr, wan tuh pleh sum hawkz?

From '43 Forums. Legendary GT as well.

From the 1943 Forums - Makes sense to BF players

My opinion is: Talk to someone about your drug addiction.

If I ran Xbox Live, people like this would have their own special servers.

IceViper Seven Hundred Seventy Seven Seven Seventy Seven...

A Noble Messenger

That's def. going in my motto/bio now

only use knife is always here, always watching ; )

This is probably my favorite one

Knife in Modern Warfare 2

Well from what I’ve seen in the gameplay videos, the animations all look the same.  Sort of disapointing but at the same time it will be nice because it will feel natural.

The one thing that did spark my interest is the new way in which you can hold your knife.  I’m not sure if this will be a “single player only” thing or not but it looks pretty cool because you can have your knife out at all times, hopefully making for an even quicker stab.  It also looks like two raptor claws are out : )

Dual Raptor Claws

The same animations from COD 4 are used.

Captain MacTavish Pouncing on His Prey